Mother's Day

Mom's new love right now is a website that sells shirts for moms with rap lyrics on them.  This year for Mother's Day she said that the only thing she wanted was one of those shirts.  So being the dutiful dad, I went to the site and bought one.

So on actual Mother's Day, we were talking about the shirt, and suddenly Harry chimes in and tells Mom, "I bought that shirt for you, Mama."

I thought that was pretty funny, so I asked a few questions that night at bedtime.

Dad: Harry, did you buy that shirt for Mama?

Harry: Yes.

Dad: Where did you get it?

Harry: Well, first I looked on my phone, but then I went to... (thinking really hard at this point, then has an epiphany) ... MACY'S!!!

Dad: (Laughing) Really?  How did you get there?

Harry: I drove Daddy's car.  I have keys.

And so begins the portion of parenting that consists of your kids making up stories... I think I'm going to love it!!!